Fashion Friday: Sweater Girl!

Here is my beautiful new pink sweater! It even has sparkly threads through it, and cute little pink buttons. It is a nice sweater, but it is obviously missing something...

Thanks, Mommeh! I needed my fancy hairy scarf to make the ensemble complete.

And here is my close-up! It is easy to look glamorous while wearing such a pretty outfit.

Here is another smile I am practicing. Do you think it looks too fake?

You know I love my modeling treats, but I love my special chin skritches even more. See how I scrinch up my nostrils?

Bye-bye, everybuddy! Happy Friday! I hope you have an outfit as pretty as this to wear today.

The Harley Leopard

I saw DAISY wearing the leopard ears, so I wanted to TRY THEM TOO! How do I look? I have discovered something IMPORTANT today. Headbands SQUISH your HEAD!

Wordless Wednesday: Textures and Shadows

A Nip and a Tuck

I been noticing that some of my photos make my belly look a little, er, squishy. I am very crabilated about that because I only weigh SEVEN pounds. You might remember I had to have stones surgically removed from my bladder. I think that made my belly even squishier.

Take this picture for instance. It was very Wrong to show this picture without some fancy editing first. All the famous models get their photos retouched!

Do I look much better now? I instantly lost about 3 pounds! And I got some fancy new furs to cover the bald parts of my tummy.

Monday Funnies!

Fashion Friday: OlympiCat!

It's ME again! HARLEY! Did you RECOGNIZE me? I'll bet you did. On account of I do NOT have CURLS in my furs like DAISY does. In honor of the OLYMPICS I am wearing this cool OLYMPICS tee-shirt. It says "USA" on the front. I think that stands for U Save Animals. But I am not SURE.

If I am going to COMPETE in any EVENTS that need a lot of SPEED, I have this AIR-O-DINE-AMIC hoodie. That's a HARD word.

My BEST event is the MOUSE CAPTURE.
GOTCHA! See?
SCORE for team USA!!!!!!1!!!
pee-s: Don't I look STRONG in the last picture?!?

How Does THAT Work? Daisy's Curls

One of my FRIENDS asked if I would EXPLAIN about Daisy's CURLY FURS. I think that is an EXCELLENT idea. EXCELLENT is a big word.

I guess you MIGHT have noticed that Daisy has CURLY furs. Here is a CLOSE UP so you can see for YOURSELF.

I been WATCHING Daisy for a while now, and I think there are TWO ways she gets her furs CURLY. Sometimes, she makes SPIT curls. Like this:

But she has another SECRET way to make curls. I do not think she will LIKE you to find out what goes on UNDER the TOWEL!

HAHAHAHAHA! Daisy has CURLERS in her FURS!
Having curls is EASY. How do I look with CURLY FURS?
I hope I have EXPLAINED everything right.

Wordless Wednesday: Gimme MORE!

Oh Noes! My Toes!

Be very, very QUIET! I am HIDING because I saw the TOENAIL CUTTER!

Here is some ADVICE from me. HARLEY. If you want to keep your TOENAILS LONG, do not do THIS:

OKAY, I will be a BRAVE Mancat while my TOENAILS are being CUT OFF.
I can't LOOK. Tell me when it is OVER please.

Happy Presidents Day!

Do I look like Martha Washington in this bonnet? Maybe not. Anyway, I would like to share a Presidents Day riddle with you:

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he could not lie!

Harley: I kind of look like Martha Washington, too! RIGHT?
No you don't, Harley. Anyway, we want to wish you all a very happy Presidents Day!

My Valentine's Day Suit!

Since it is almost Valentine's Day, I am going to model a special Love Bug suit! I have never worn fuschia and black together before. It looks good!

Pssst! Do you think I look a little bit sexeh in this suit? I picked it out with my special friend Skeezix in mind! I am Not Allowed to wear lingerie, but this might be the next best thing!

My Love Bug suit came with some big fancy wings, but I could not wear them because the elastic did not fit around my arms. I am a little bit sad that I cannot wear the sparkly wings. But I can wear the 'tennas that came with it!

A professional model knows that even if you have a wardrobe malfunction, you still must model real good. And who knows, maybe 'tennas around the neck will be a new craze!

I hope everybuddy has a wonderful Valentine's Day this weekend!

The Best Present, Ever!

I am so excited to show you what I got for my birthday from Skeezix!!! It came with this pretty paper and a card that said do not open until Feb. 10 under penalty of law! Since I am a law-abiding kitteh, I followed the rules and waited. But it was very hard!

You are not going to believe it, but I got this BEAUTIFUL picture of my Mommeh holding me in her arms! And it is PINK! And it has DAISIES! And I am wearing my FAVORITE outfit! And it shows my CURLY WHISKERS!!! It is truly the very best present I have ever gotten. The artist is Susan Faye at 365CatLadies! Gosh, she sure is talented!

In case you have never seen my Pink Lady suit, here it is. See? I am wearing this exact same outfit in the picture!!!

THANK YOU so much, Skeezix! I did many, many happy dances. My Mommeh is going to get it framed and we will hang it in a place where I can look at it all the time!

I also got a special birthday card with this image on it, and a note from Skeezix! He wrote, in part, that he hopes Harley doesn't steal my birthday presents. In case you think Skeezix was just joking about Harley stealing my birthday presents, I would like to show you what happened while I was admiring my present...

Need I say more?

I also wanted to thank everybuddy for the birthday wishes yesterday! I am the luckiest curly cat in the world! Um, except for the part about Harley.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is an extra-special day because it is my birthday! I turned SIX today. Years. I got to wear ANY outfit I wanted, since it is my special day. I chose my fancy pink ballerina suit. I am also wearing a neat-o "Birthday Girl" ribbon!

Um, where is my present? I'm waiting!

Oh, look what I got! My very own Rat Sak! It is a fancy pink purse that you can fill with catnip. Thanks, Mommeh!

PS: I got to celebrate my birthday a little early! But as soon as my Mommeh gets home from work tonight, I get to open my present from my extra-special friend Skeezix! I cannot wait! Please be sure to check back tomorrow to see my present!!! Can you stand the suspense?!?