Hot Dog!

Now THIS is an outfit I can model with relish! Sorry, I promised Harley I would tell that joke.

Even though Harley showed off his wiener and his buns, I am the one with the REAL hotdog suit. Okay, I am ready for lunch! No, no, I don't mean that I AM lunch...

Oh, Mommeh, don't forget the fries please!
No fries?!?!?! I will still model. But I will not enjoy it as much.
Do you want to just eat me all up?
HARLEY! Stay away from the hotdog suit!

My Outside Dress!

I got this outfit from the fancy Target boutique for cats. It might be just a tiny bit too small for me, but I still like it. Notice the fancy asymmetrical strap? Asymmetrical is another way to say crooked.

I am trying this hunched over pose, but I think it makes my elbows look like chicken wings.

Sorry, time for a treat break!

Even though it is usually Bad Manners to chew with your mouth open, I think is okay if no food shows.

I am thinking..... yes! This dress seems perfect for a trip Outside! I have not been in my Feline Funhouse for a while so I think I will drag it out.

Perfect! The Outside is much funnerer if you have the correct outfit.

Safari Gear

CRIKEY! Look at my MANLY new OUTFIT! BROWN is a good COLOR for MANCATS! My KERCHIEF has a MONSTER TRUCK on it, which is even MANLIER!

I think this HAT can GO with my OUTFIT. Because it is ALSO brown.
I could be the new CROCODILE HUNTER! Even though I am NOT ALLOWED to play with the ALLIGATORS in my back yard.
Here is my COY pose!
And here is my WACKY pose! WACKIER IS BETTER!
This HAT comes with a BUILT-IN string toy!

My Independence Day Suit!

Since Monday is Independence Day, I am wearing my very most patriotic suit today. It is red, white and blue just like Old Glory!

This is actually the first picture my Mommeh took in this suit. Notice she forgot to properly style my outfit? The skirt is all topsy-turvy. That is why I am giving her a Hard Look.

Can you see the rikrak on my dress? The American flag does not have any rikrak on it.

Here, I am raising my paw so you can see the pretty daisy flower on my bodice and the fancy waistband.

I am just pretending to see fireworks. If I was really this close to the fireworks, I would be a little more skerred.

What are you going to wear for the Fourth of July holiday?

Pastels are Pretty!

I got another pretty ballerina-type suit. This one is in different pastel colors. If you have a pretty color, it becomes even prettier when it is pastel! Did you know that I am a dilute calico cat? Well, sometimes dilute calico is also called "pastel calico"!

Here, I will show you my suit from the side. The pink waistband is very slimming, and the puffy skirt is good for twirling!

I am trying to give you my intense look. Is it working?

Here is a close-up of my bodice so you can see the beautiful sequins and the huge diamond. I think the diamond is at least FIFTY-NINE CARATS! I might need insurance on this fancy suit.

And now I will take a bow for modeling so good.

Chef Harley

Bon appetit! I'll bet you didn't KNOW I could speak FRENCH!!!! Right? Here I am wearing my MASTER CHEF outfit. It came with a pair of TROUSERS, but they were too RESTRICTING if you know what I MEAN. My TAIL likes to be FREE!

Let me put on my BIG HAT! You can also call this hat a TOQUE. Look, MORE FRENCH! I PREFER to call it a BIG HAT or GRAND CHAPEAU! This keeps my HAIR out of the FOOD!

I like to COOK with CREAM... sometimes I EVEN put some IN the FOOD! Oh LOOK! I seem to have put my TAIL in the cooking POT. OOOPSIEEE!

I COOKED a FRIED EGG! Only I am NOT ALLOWED to really USE the STOVE. But that is a GOOD thing, because this FABRIC EGG would go up in FLAMES!

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAHHHA! Cooking is FUN!!!!

A Summery Dress

Since the weather is getting warm, I am wearing a pretty new sundress! If you remember, this is the dress I got from the Easter Bunny!

Here, I will model the side so you can see all the pretty different layers and fabrics.

And the great thing about dresses with p'sketti straps is that I have unrestricted movement with my arms!

This comes in handy at treat time!

Tiny Dancer

Ever since I wore my Pink Swan suit, I am obsessed with all ballerina things! Here is a casual ballerina fashion. This would look cute with jeans. Except I do not know how to wear pants.

I will show you a close-up so you can see the pretty tu-tu on the ballerina. Do you see it?

Time for a refreshment break...

I am extra happy today, because I got to wear my pretty tee-shirt even after the modeling session was over!

Is this a good ballerina pose?

An Easter Miracle!

Harley and I got such a happy surprise... these gorgeous Easter kerchiefs from my extra-special friend Skeezix! Well, guess what? This is the ONE AND ONLY photo of me and Harley modeling together in a photo-shoot. It is an Easter miracle! I especially like how I look taller than Harley here.

And just to prove how miraculous that photo is, here is an assortment of outtakes for your viewing pleasure.

At least we got ONE good photo together, even if I am not smiling real big. Thank you ever so much, Skeezix! We really needed something to cheer us up this week.

ps: These came from Diana Designs NY, in case you are in the market for some cool cat and dog clothings!

Feeling Blue

Since my Facebook page was de-activated, I think today is a good day to wear blue. I will try not to be too sad, since I am a professional. Here I am modeling just the skirt so you can see the fancy diamond trim. Do you see the shiny silver underskirt? I know it is a little bit Wrong to model topless, but I think it would be more Wrong for you to miss seeing my pretty skirt.

Ta da! Here is the matching top. The top has a fancy built-in string of pearls. They are not as good as REAL pearls, but almost. Can you see the ribbon that is stuck to my shirt? That part is real!

Please to place a matching pearl bracelet upon my dainty paw!
I will pose real upright so you can see my entire ensemble.

And now for the pièce de résistance. That word is just a fancy way of saying "the best part"! Since my outfit is blue, I can pair it with my glamorous blue coat.