Acrocat!

You found me! Can you GUESS where I am?

I am on the TOP of the CABINETS! It is very, very HIGH up here. But I like doing DANGEROUS things.

I can JUMP straight down! It is at least FIFTY feet to the floor. Or ALMOST that far.

Or, I can get DOWN this way! This is the EASY way. This is how DAISY gets down. Because she is not as BRAVE is I am.

Yes, I will take a BOW now. Thank you for your APPLAUSE!