Ernie's Delicious Treat

Ernie: I smell something yummy!
Ernie: OOoooohh! Some organic almond butter!
Ernie: I can clean my plate... glass.
Bert: Did you leave any for me?
Ernie: Sorry, Bert. It's all gone.

Happy Memorial Day

We who are left how shall we look again
Happily on the sun or feel the rain
Without remembering how they who went
Ungrudgingly and spent
Their lives for us loved, too, the sun and rain?
~Wilfred Wilson Gibson

A Summery Dress

Since the weather is getting warm, I am wearing a pretty new sundress! If you remember, this is the dress I got from the Easter Bunny!

Here, I will model the side so you can see all the pretty different layers and fabrics.

And the great thing about dresses with p'sketti straps is that I have unrestricted movement with my arms!

This comes in handy at treat time!

How Does THAT Work? Monkeys!

Today I am posting a SPECIAL edition of How Does THAT Work!? I will EXPLAIN why I WANT to have my very OWN PET MONKEY!

MONKEYS are COOL! If I had a PET MONKEY, I could go into OUTER SPACE with him. This is BAKER the monkey. She went into outer SPACE and returned ALIVE after a 15 MINUTE flight! ALBERT was the FIRST monkey in space. Monkeys are space HEROES! I am SAD that some of the Space Monkeys had to give their lives to make space flight SAFER.

If I had a MONKEY FRIEND, I could attend MOVIE PREMIERES! I am not 100% CERTAIN that my COWBOY gear is the CORRECT fashion for a movie PREMIERE.

I could join a MONKEY BAND!

If I had MORE than ONE monkey FRIEND, we could play BOARD GAMES together!

Wouldn't you like to have a PET MONKEY, too?!!!

Wordless Wednesday: Pffffft!

Harley Face

I have been STUDYING Daisy and LEARNING how to make different EXPRESSIONS with my face. This is the EASIEST one: Serious Face.

Here is the FUNNEST one: Happy Face! You have to LIFT your WHISKER PADS and show your FANGS to look HAPPY.

This is my DREAMY look. You have to look off into the DISTANCE to make this face.

So far, I have not been able to copy Daisy's Crabby Face. That is a hard one! But I invented a NEW expression: Wacky Face!

Monday Funnies!

Wardobe Malfunction

I had a serious wardrobe malfunction! My Mommeh noticed that I did not seem as cheerful modeling as I usually am. Usually I smile and look all around and make different expressions, but today I just sat there. If you look closely, you might be able to spot the trouble.

I was trying my best to point it out. See? One of the stringy thingies that you use to hang the skirt up with was wrapped around my paw! I could not even move that paw at all. It was like a tourniquet!

Once I got freed from the string, I was all happy again. Especially on account of I got to wear this pretty two-piece suit embellished with shiny blue sapphires! Everything is better with jewels attached.

Mommeh, I am going to have to give you a medium-hard Bitey as your punishment. Please, do not ever let this happen again!

You are forgiven now.

And as my special reward, I get to wear my fancy suit while I lounge around the rest of the morning!

I hope you have no mishaps with your wardrobe today. But if you do, you can tell me all about it!

Welcome to my Pad!

Oh hi! You caught my lounging around on my heated cat pad. I spend hours every day on my pad.

These pictures were taken at different times throughout the same day! You can see it go from sunny to dark in the late afternoon.

If you cannot see the animation, click here to watch it!

Wordless Wednesday: Item #290962

My Secret

I have a little secret to confess to you. I am an Overgroomer. When I am anxious or nervous, I tend to overgroom my furs and make bald spots. This is also called "barbering" even though barber shops are for boys. Can you see my bald spots here?

I will let you look closer. Most of the furs in this circle have been groomed off! I also have a little sore spot. Luckily this picture is from a long time ago.

Hmmm, what could have caused me to do this?

Got any ideas, HARLEY?!?

These pictures were taken quite a while ago. I am not stressed out about the Harley Quinn any more, and I do not have any bald patches now. Even though the Harley Quinn could make anycat tear their furs out!

Monday Funnies!

I Heard it is National Straw Hat Day!

I'm READY for the holiday! Where are all the PARADES?!!??!

I am Crabilated

Well, I am one crabby cat! Blogger has been down and I did not get to model my beautiful dress for you. I am going to go pout for a few minutes.

For anybuddy who still visits me today, I will leave you with another showing of one of my favorite videos: Catnip Reefer Madness.

If you cannot see the video, you can click here to watch it on Catster!

Bert & Ernie Get a Car!

Now that Bert and Ernie are over 16 (weeks), they decided they would like to get a car. Since they only have $2.98, they had to settle for this cardboard truck. They still did a good inspection before buying. Ernie is looking under the hood, but Bert just wants to check out the back.

Ernie is a proud new owner! Too bad he cannot afford insurance, since this car is sure to get chewed up.

And based on the damage to the body, it may have been in an earlier accident!

Wheeee! Bert and Ernie enjoy riding in the back. I hope they do not get a ticket for driving without a driver...

Help, Help, I Can't Breathe!

Oh. Never mind.

Neko Fly Mania!

I FINALLY got a Neko Fly of my VERY OWN! HOORAY for me!

And I CAUGHT it on my very FIRST try. I have GOOD eye-paw coordination. And you can SEE that my L-O-N-G TAIL helps with BALANCE.

RATS! That sneaky FLY got AWAY from me.

This athletic pose shows off my MUSCLES! And the BULLS EYE on my LEG! It is not really an EYE, that is just a SAYING. Except I WISH that I could SEE stuff with my BULLS EYE. Things would look FUNNY from my LEG!

I am PRAYING the Neko Fly will not get AWAY this time!

Now I have that sneaky FLY right where I want him. My MOMMEH noticed on this picture that one of my FANGS is BROKEN on the end.

Now I will DRAG my PREY to my LAIR! Neko Fly, you are no MATCH for me!