Today is International Box Day! To CELEBRATE this IMPORTANT day, I am going to sit INSIDE a box. And I will ALSO show you a fun SPORT: BOXBALL! It is like baseball and football, only BETTER.
The most important RULE is to ALWAYS keep your EYES on the BALL!
It is LEGAL to BAT the BALL with your very own TAIL!
You can also use ANY of your FOUR PAWS!
If the BALL lands ON the BOX before you BAT it, you are OUT!
I am CERTAIN that BOXBALL will be the next most POPULAR sport!
i could chew on stuff for hours... and i do! here is a real good piece of cardboard.
bert wants to chew some stuff up, too. okay bert, you can join me.
synchronized chewing!
here is a movie you can see starring me chewing my cardboard. i am so strong, i got lifted off the ground. bert stoled my cardboard in the end though. bad, bad bert.
Here, I will show you my suit from the side. The pink waistband is very slimming, and the puffy skirt is good for twirling!
I am trying to give you my intense look. Is it working?
Here is a close-up of my bodice so you can see the beautiful sequins and the huge diamond. I think the diamond is at least FIFTY-NINE CARATS! I might need insurance on this fancy suit.
And now I will take a bow for modeling so good.
This is GEORGE the monkey. Maybe HE will GROOM me. You are doing a PRETTY GOOD job, George. Even though it looks like YOUR OWN furs could use some GROOMING, too.
AAAIIIIEEEEEE! No PULLING the WHISKERS, George!
HAIRS in the MOUTH! AAAIIIEEEEEE!
I am ready for my Glamor shot!
You are correct! It is treat time again!
It is my special TOWEL! It keeps me SPIC'N'SPAN! That is why I LOVE my little TOWEL.
And I ENJOY PLAYING with my towel, too!
While I am FRESHENING up, I also CLEAN MY TOES! Somehow my TONGUE got MIXED up here!
Little towel, you are a GOOD buddy for keeping me CLEAN!
Now that I am CLEAN, who wants a HUG and KISS?!?!!
ps: Please do not TELL my DAD that I use his TOWEL sometimes. Even though I am pretty SURE he would not mind SHARING!
