How Does THAT Work? Daisy's Curls

One of my FRIENDS asked if I would EXPLAIN about Daisy's CURLY FURS. I think that is an EXCELLENT idea. EXCELLENT is a big word.

I guess you MIGHT have noticed that Daisy has CURLY furs. Here is a CLOSE UP so you can see for YOURSELF.

I been WATCHING Daisy for a while now, and I think there are TWO ways she gets her furs CURLY. Sometimes, she makes SPIT curls. Like this:

But she has another SECRET way to make curls. I do not think she will LIKE you to find out what goes on UNDER the TOWEL!

HAHAHAHAHA! Daisy has CURLERS in her FURS!
Having curls is EASY. How do I look with CURLY FURS?
I hope I have EXPLAINED everything right.

Wordless Wednesday: Gimme MORE!

Oh Noes! My Toes!

Be very, very QUIET! I am HIDING because I saw the TOENAIL CUTTER!

Here is some ADVICE from me. HARLEY. If you want to keep your TOENAILS LONG, do not do THIS:

OKAY, I will be a BRAVE Mancat while my TOENAILS are being CUT OFF.
I can't LOOK. Tell me when it is OVER please.

Happy Presidents Day!

Do I look like Martha Washington in this bonnet? Maybe not. Anyway, I would like to share a Presidents Day riddle with you:

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he could not lie!

Harley: I kind of look like Martha Washington, too! RIGHT?
No you don't, Harley. Anyway, we want to wish you all a very happy Presidents Day!

My Valentine's Day Suit!

Since it is almost Valentine's Day, I am going to model a special Love Bug suit! I have never worn fuschia and black together before. It looks good!

Pssst! Do you think I look a little bit sexeh in this suit? I picked it out with my special friend Skeezix in mind! I am Not Allowed to wear lingerie, but this might be the next best thing!

My Love Bug suit came with some big fancy wings, but I could not wear them because the elastic did not fit around my arms. I am a little bit sad that I cannot wear the sparkly wings. But I can wear the 'tennas that came with it!

A professional model knows that even if you have a wardrobe malfunction, you still must model real good. And who knows, maybe 'tennas around the neck will be a new craze!

I hope everybuddy has a wonderful Valentine's Day this weekend!

The Best Present, Ever!

I am so excited to show you what I got for my birthday from Skeezix!!! It came with this pretty paper and a card that said do not open until Feb. 10 under penalty of law! Since I am a law-abiding kitteh, I followed the rules and waited. But it was very hard!

You are not going to believe it, but I got this BEAUTIFUL picture of my Mommeh holding me in her arms! And it is PINK! And it has DAISIES! And I am wearing my FAVORITE outfit! And it shows my CURLY WHISKERS!!! It is truly the very best present I have ever gotten. The artist is Susan Faye at 365CatLadies! Gosh, she sure is talented!

In case you have never seen my Pink Lady suit, here it is. See? I am wearing this exact same outfit in the picture!!!

THANK YOU so much, Skeezix! I did many, many happy dances. My Mommeh is going to get it framed and we will hang it in a place where I can look at it all the time!

I also got a special birthday card with this image on it, and a note from Skeezix! He wrote, in part, that he hopes Harley doesn't steal my birthday presents. In case you think Skeezix was just joking about Harley stealing my birthday presents, I would like to show you what happened while I was admiring my present...

Need I say more?

I also wanted to thank everybuddy for the birthday wishes yesterday! I am the luckiest curly cat in the world! Um, except for the part about Harley.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Today is an extra-special day because it is my birthday! I turned SIX today. Years. I got to wear ANY outfit I wanted, since it is my special day. I chose my fancy pink ballerina suit. I am also wearing a neat-o "Birthday Girl" ribbon!

Um, where is my present? I'm waiting!

Oh, look what I got! My very own Rat Sak! It is a fancy pink purse that you can fill with catnip. Thanks, Mommeh!

PS: I got to celebrate my birthday a little early! But as soon as my Mommeh gets home from work tonight, I get to open my present from my extra-special friend Skeezix! I cannot wait! Please be sure to check back tomorrow to see my present!!! Can you stand the suspense?!?