All Hat, No Cattle

HOWDY, pardners! When I saw DAISY wearing this hat, I ASKED if I could wear it, too! And she said YES. Because I asked NICELY and did not PESTER her. Very much. COWBOYS are COOL! I am a COWCAT. That is ALMOST the same thing.

I am KNEADING up some cowboy BISCUITS!
Do I look SEXEH here?!?1!
And NOW, I will leave you with an IMPORTANT cowboy saying:

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Um, what does that mean again?