A Tiny Red Cap

We are going to have a modeling face-off! Here is a tiny red cap. Let's find out who can model it the best. First it is Harley's turn. He is doing a good job balancing the cap, but he has wacky ears, so he gets points off for that. He does have a tiny smile.

Now it is my turn. My head is tiny, so it is even harder for me to balance. My ears are in their natural position, but I am not smiling my best.

Ernie wants to try, too! His tiny red cap is Photoshopped, so he is disqualified from the competition. Good try, Ernie.

Madame Butterfly

Here is my beautiful and fancy butterfly hat. Too bad I did not have this hat sooner, because I could have worn it to the Royal Wedding! Or to the Kentucky Derby. When you have a fancy hat, you can go anywhere.

Here is an even better picture, because you cannot see the chin strap. Hats are a little bit hard to wear. I am a good model because I did not try to play with the feathers or butterfly even once!

A Hat with A-peel

I have just one question....

Orange you glad I'm not wearing a bananner hat?

Gone Fishin'

This is my fishing suit! It was supposed to be for Harley, but he can't wear it on account of he is too big. Anyway, it matches my eyes better!

Look, I have already caught something on my fishing pole!
It is some delicious freeze-dried chicken. This must be chicken-of-the-sea!

You can make even a fishing hat look stylish if you wear it properly. I unzipped my vest for a more casual look, too!

Here you can see that I am not the #2 Fisherman, I am the #1 Fisherman! My vest proves it.

Winter Wear is Bulky!

I am ready for the frostiest of weather with my new puffy quilted jacket and winter cap! This is the first time I have ever worn a suit with a zipper. Most of my outfits close with velcro, even when it looks like buttons. I even sat still when my Mommeh was zipping me up!

This puffy jacket is a little bit bulky. I hope this suit does not make me look fat! Mommeh, please take my photo from the waist up.

I am dreaming of a winter wonderland. Too bad I live in south Florida!

Lumberjack Wear!

LOOK! I can model the WINTER CAP, too! Only I know it goes BEST with this PLAID winter SHIRT. Do I look like a RUGGED lumberjack?

The BEST part of this CAP is the TOY on the TOP. I am showing you my TEETH. Because I am HAPPY!
Does ANYBUDDY have any WOOD I can CHOP DOWN?
Look at my BALLS FLY!!1!!!! Action shots are COOL!

I'm a Holiday Reindeer!

This is my new Reindeer Suit! It has antlers. I am a little bit lucky because the antlers are not too heavy so I can still hold my head up.

Sometimes, I like to look at the antlers. On account of I do not usually have anything growing out of my head.

I hope, since I am wearing my reindeer suit, that Santa Claws will be here soon!
And mostly I hope he brings me lots and lots of delicious treats! Mmmmmm!
What do you hope Santa Claws brings you?

ps: Harley would like to thank everybuddy who voted for him in Catster's World's Coolest Cat show. Even though he did not win, we appreciate your support! Congratulations to all the winners. The Best in Show photo is amazing! Click here to see all the winners.

A New Winter Cap!

Since it is getting a little bit chilly outside now, I got a new winter cap. This cap is a little bit confusing, because it has ear flaps. Only, my ears go outside the ear flaps! So my ears do not stay very warm.

I do like the fancy toy balls on this cap. Only Harley kept trying to steal my cap and play with it. Harley, play with your own toy balls!

Ps: Guess what? We just found out that Harley is a finalist in Catster's World's Coolest Cat and Dog contest! Click below to see all the finalists and vote for your favorite. You can only choose one for best in show, and you can only vote once. Good luck, Harley Quinn!

Vote Harley for Best in Show!

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Cheesehead

LOOK AT ME! I got a CHEESE hat! I do not KNOW what kind of cheese this is. I WISH it was STRING cheese. Because then it could be a TOY and a HAT! I like STRINGS.

Maybe it is LAUGHING COW cheese. I would like a BITE. Only this cheese is made of FOAM. Foam does not taste GOOD. If I EAT this cheese, I might FOAM at the MOUTH! Hahahahaha!

Wearing a cheese hat is HARD. Maybe I could wear a cheese TIE instead!

Oh, Carp!

I am a mighty FISH! And not just ANY fish, I am a colorful CARP!
Oh NOES! The mighty carp has taken some BAIT! I will FIGHT against being REELED IN!
The fishing line is too TOUGH even for my razor sharp CLAWS to saw through!
Well, you know what they say: CARPE DIEM! That means SEIZE the BAIT!

A Sweet Shirt!

This is my newest tee-shirt! I am modeling backwards so you can read the shirt. It says "Sweet"! Can you see the yummy cupcake design? You cannot eat this shirt though. Well, you could, but it would not taste very delicious.

I got the great idea to wear my sunbonnet with my shirt. On account of the hat looks just like the frosting on the cupcake! Now I just need a cherry on top.

I think I look a little bit sweet in this outfit. But not as sweet as some delicious whipped cream!

Coffeecake

Coffee, tea or me?

I am pretty sure you will choose me...

On account of coffee tastes blech!

All Hat, No Cattle

HOWDY, pardners! When I saw DAISY wearing this hat, I ASKED if I could wear it, too! And she said YES. Because I asked NICELY and did not PESTER her. Very much. COWBOYS are COOL! I am a COWCAT. That is ALMOST the same thing.

I am KNEADING up some cowboy BISCUITS!
Do I look SEXEH here?!?1!
And NOW, I will leave you with an IMPORTANT cowboy saying:

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Um, what does that mean again?

Harley Wears Harley!

OHAI! This is my new HARLEY-DAVIDSON cap. It makes me PROUD to wear this cap, because my NAME is also Harley! Even though my LAST name is different.

Here, I will look DOWN so you can see the FLAMES shooting out of my cap! It is almost like my BRAIN is on FIRE! That happens when I THINK real hard to FIGURE stuff out.

I am SMILING my best for the CAMERA!

My New Stetson Hat!

This is my brand new Stetson! I decided to pair it with my red bandanna and my cowgirl skirt. I think I am ready to be in a rodeo. Yeehaw!

This is my gunslinger look. Do you want to meet me at the OK Corral? Um, it seems that my skirt is riding a little high...

You can also call this a 10-gallon hat. Only on me, I think it is just a 4-ounce hat. On account of I got a little head.

My hat is at what is called a rakish angle.

Even if you are modeling Outdoor clothings, you can still have a glamor shot!

Happy trails to you!