Look what I GOT! From my GRAMMA! For CHRISTMAS! This rad Harley-Davidson motorcycle JACKET. It has TONS of zippers and buttons and METAL stuff.
I am MANLY when I wear my PLEATHERS! Do you notice my big WHISKER HUMPS even more today?
Here is the COOL logo on the back. It has FLAMES!!!
Who wants to go for a RIDE with me? Um, I don't have my own MOTORCYCLE yet, but I have a STROLLER!
And FINALLY, I maded you a CENTERFOLD. Of ME!!!
