How Does THAT Work?

I am very EXCITED because I have figured out how SANTA gets the right PRESENTS to all the good girls and boys and cats and dogs. Would you like to KNOW how that works!?!?

Well, FIRST I learned that Santa LOVES cookies. So if you BAKE a bunch of COOKIES, you might get MORE and BETTER presents!

Next, Santa makes a BIG LIST of who has been NAUGHTY and who has been NICE. This might seem like a very GIANT job, but Santa has a SUPERCOMPUTER to help him.

If you nave been NAUGHTY, you will just get a sack full of COAL. This seems very WRONG, but do not worry. I have been FIGURING OUT how COAL is made into DIAMONDS. So coal might be a GOOD gift after all.

FINALLY, Santa delivers the PRESENTS! He can get all the presents delivered in TIME because he uses a GPS. That stands for GIFT POSITIONING SYSTEM.

I hope this ANSWERS all of your questions!

ps: I just found out that I WON Catster's World's Coolest Cat competition in the Stretch & Yawn category with this photo! A strand of SPIT can come in HANDY. I am so PROUD and HAPPY! Thank you so MUCH to everybuddy who voted for me. Not bad for a cat from the SHELTER!

World's Coolest Cat Photo Winner!

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I get to play Santa Claws!

Today I am wearing my Santa Claws suit so I can help spread a little holiday cheer. I am very proud to be a part of this special program just for my readers! You can help animals in need and also get a great deal in time for the holidays.

You might remember when I wrote about the "I'm Tired of Animal Cruelty" bracelet we bought a few months ago. My Mommeh is proud to wear her bracelet, because up to half of the sale of every bracelet goes to help animals, and it is a cool eco-friendly bracelet made of recycled tires! Now, in addition to the "I'm tired of animal cruelty" bracelet, there are four more designs that support animal causes. The other causes are puppy mills, hungry animals, homeless animals, and breed specific legislation. For each "I'm Tired of Hungry Animals" bracelet, ten bowls of food will be donated!

Well, here is the special deal: For every three animal cause bracelets you buy, you will get a free "I'm Tired of Animal Cruelty" bracelet! How does it work? Just go to the I'm Tired of... Loves Animals page and select three bracelets. When you check out, there will be a "How did you hear about us" box. Just enter the code DAISY when you check out to get your free bracelet!

Here is some more stuff you should know: All free bracelets will be Women's size. Don't order your free bracelet, just the three that you are buying. ITo will automatically ship the free bracelet with your order. The free bracelet will not be listed on your confirmation e-mail, but rest assured that it will be included with your order.

We did not get any compensation for this post. We are proud to support helping animals!

ps: I forgot to mention that this offer is good through December 21st.