Lobster Roll

This is my toy lobster. He is a good lobster, most of the time. But sometimes he acts bad.

Lobster, I am going to eat you up. Hahahahaha! I am just pretending!

AAAIIIEEEE! I SAID I was just pretending. Get out of my mouth!
Lobster, you made me crabby. That is sort of a joke. But not really.
I made up with my lobster toy. On account of he makes a cute hat.

The end.

Tattle Tail Tuesday: Upstairs Toys

Pssst! It's me, Daisy. I am sneaking a peek in the big bedroom upstairs, because I want to show you something...

Every night, Harley digs through the toybox downstairs, and drags a toy upstairs to play with! Just this week so far, he has dragged SIX toys upstairs:

1. Blue wand toy
2. Pink wand toy
3. Little brown bear
4. Pink squeaky mouse
5. Bottle cap
6. Wubba toy with rattles
   

At the end of the week, my Mommeh brings all the toys back downstairs to the toybox, and it starts all over again!

Harley, sorry I gave away your secret toy obsession. Okay. I'm not really sorry. Lying is a little bit wrong.

Changing the Toys

Here is our TOYBOX. In the FAMILY room. It holds LOTS of toys. But sometimes, they get BORING. So we have to CHANGE the toys to FRESH toys. Sort of like rotating your TIRES.

I cannot make up my MIND about which toys to PICK.
I will let DAISY decide.
But I will SNOOPERVISE to make sure she picks GOOD toys.
Here is our FINAL selection!
But I think DAISY might be having SECOND thoughts!

Wordless Wednesday: WUBBA!

Ship-Wrecked

AHOY, MATEYS! It's me again. Harley! Daisy let me borrow her SAILOR cap because I am having a NAUTICAL adventure. Is that the same thing as NAUGHTY? I am not sure.

This cap is a little TOO SMALL for my MANLY head. But I can still wear it at this RAKISH angle.

WHOA NELLY! The seas are getting ROUGH! Hang on TIGHT!

I am going to DROP ANCHOR. I accidentally chewed the anchor off my boat, so this is a SUBSTITUTE anchor that got tied onto the MAST. I am not sure the anchor will REACH the bottom of the SEA.

I am feeling SEASICK now. Good bye.

Gone Fishing!

You are not going to BELIEVE this, but I found a toy that is BETTER than the Cat Dancer. It is this FISHING POLE toy that my Mommeh got from the cat show a few weeks ago. And fishing is very MANLY!

I am NOT ALLOWED to play with this toy by MYSELF, because I get too WILD with it. Here is where I first CAPTURED the bait.

I will NEVER let go, not matter WHAT happens!

Sometimes I try to PULL the fishing pole right OUT of my Mommeh's HAND! I am very STRONG you know. See how I BENT the pole?

TWISTING all around like a SWORDFISH is a good tactic to get the bait FREE!

NOTHING can make me RELEASE the bait. Maybe that is why I am NOT ALLOWED to play with the fishing pole by MYSELF!

Wait a minute... am I the FISHERMAN or the FISH?