Monday Mystery: A Holiday Riddle!

Since there is less than a week before Santa Claws arrives, we are going to have one final holiday riddle! I picked this riddle especially so I could wear my elf suit. Okay, here is the riddle:

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Scroll down for the answer!

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Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

Just between me and you, it doesn't look to me like Harley is sleeping like a log! Hahahahaha!

Sunday Comics with Daisy!

Photo Hunters: Fast

The Photo Hunters theme this week is: fast. So I thought I would show you how if I shake my head real fast, my ears flap all around! One advantage of having big ears is they make a funny flapping sound!

Fashion Friday: the Gingerbread Man!

LOOK AT ME! Can you tell what I am dressed as? A GINGERBREAD man!!! I am turning my HEAD so you can see the RAISIN eyeballs. They are not REAL raisins.

I think I would rather be a ginger SNAP!

Oh, run, run, run, fast as you can! Can't catch me I'm the gingerbread mancat! See my MANLY paws?

Daisy wanted to be a GINGERBREAD GIRL! Do you want to EAT her all up!?!?

How Does THAT Work?

I am very EXCITED because I have figured out how SANTA gets the right PRESENTS to all the good girls and boys and cats and dogs. Would you like to KNOW how that works!?!?

Well, FIRST I learned that Santa LOVES cookies. So if you BAKE a bunch of COOKIES, you might get MORE and BETTER presents!

Next, Santa makes a BIG LIST of who has been NAUGHTY and who has been NICE. This might seem like a very GIANT job, but Santa has a SUPERCOMPUTER to help him.

If you nave been NAUGHTY, you will just get a sack full of COAL. This seems very WRONG, but do not worry. I have been FIGURING OUT how COAL is made into DIAMONDS. So coal might be a GOOD gift after all.

FINALLY, Santa delivers the PRESENTS! He can get all the presents delivered in TIME because he uses a GPS. That stands for GIFT POSITIONING SYSTEM.

I hope this ANSWERS all of your questions!

ps: I just found out that I WON Catster's World's Coolest Cat competition in the Stretch & Yawn category with this photo! A strand of SPIT can come in HANDY. I am so PROUD and HAPPY! Thank you so MUCH to everybuddy who voted for me. Not bad for a cat from the SHELTER!

World's Coolest Cat Photo Winner!

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Wordless, Whiskery Wednesday

What's In Your Purse?

See my pretty handbag? Skeezix gave this to me a long time ago, and I still love it! It is extra-fancy and sparkly. You are probably wondering, "What does Daisy keep in her handbag?"

Come closer, I will show you. I dumped everything out!

I have a kleenex, some clear lip gloss, some moneys, a toy, and freeze-dried organic duck heart. I think I have everything I might need!

With all of this treasure inside, I had better be careful I don't get ROBBED!