Monday Funnies

Gone Fishin'

This is my fishing suit! It was supposed to be for Harley, but he can't wear it on account of he is too big. Anyway, it matches my eyes better!

Look, I have already caught something on my fishing pole!
It is some delicious freeze-dried chicken. This must be chicken-of-the-sea!

You can make even a fishing hat look stylish if you wear it properly. I unzipped my vest for a more casual look, too!

Here you can see that I am not the #2 Fisherman, I am the #1 Fisherman! My vest proves it.

How Does THAT Work? At the Vet's Office!

I know MANY of you wonder what happens at the VET'S OFFICE! Well, I had to GO there RECENTLY, so I have a REPORT for you.

It is very HARD to become a VET. I did some RESEARCH and found that you have to SERVE in the MILITARY first, BEFORE you can BECOME a vet! This is ME at the VET'S OFFICE! Even though I look NERVOUS, I was just PRETENDING. I am BRAVE!

Here is a little MOVIE of me in my CARRIER. I am WAITING for my EXAM. Sometimes the NOISES can be SKERRY, but your MOM can keep you CALM. (You can CLICK HERE to see the movie on YOUTUBE).

The VET will ask to LOOK INSIDE your EARS and your EYES. He wanted to see all of my TEETH. And then he said, "Harley, you have too much tartar sauce there!" Maybe the TARTAR SAUCE got on my TEETH from eating too much FISH!

Sometimes you get STABBED with a long, skinny metal STICK. They use this metal STICK to TAKE some of your BLOOD!!!!! It is TRUE! This is because your BLOOD has to have an EXAM to see if you are GOOD. If they take blood from your NECK, it is possible you could turn into a VAMPIRE. Do not WORRY too much about this though.

Here is the TEST my OWN bloods took. I think I PASSED. The parts with the CHECK marks, are where my BLOODS were EXCEPTIONAL!

Going to the see the Vet is NOT FUN. I recommend RUNNING and HIDING when it is your turn to go.

Wordless Wednesday: Reflecting

One of these things is not like the other...

Here is a scientific IQ test I have designed for Harley. Let us see if he passes!

One of these things is not like the other. Can you tell which is the fake bananer? Let's see if Harley can tell the difference!

He's studying the situation....
Hooray! Harley picked out the catnip bananer and passes the test!

Monday Funnies

Winter Wear is Bulky!

I am ready for the frostiest of weather with my new puffy quilted jacket and winter cap! This is the first time I have ever worn a suit with a zipper. Most of my outfits close with velcro, even when it looks like buttons. I even sat still when my Mommeh was zipping me up!

This puffy jacket is a little bit bulky. I hope this suit does not make me look fat! Mommeh, please take my photo from the waist up.

I am dreaming of a winter wonderland. Too bad I live in south Florida!

I Am STUDYING Gerbils

I have been spending MANY HOURS studying Bert and Ernie. I think I have FIGURED OUT some stuff about GERBILS.

Gerbils love TOYS. But they WRECK all of the toys by CHEWING them ALL UP!

Gerbils LOVE each other. Bert and Ernie spend HOURS snuggling together. I hope one day they will have BABIES.

Bert and Ernie take baths in DUST!!!!
Gerbils like to SLEEP in little HOUSES. But they DO NOT like housewarming parties.

The most IMPORTANT thing I learned is that I am NOT ALLOWED to PLAY with them. In ANY way.

And now, some great NEWS! We were INTERVIEWED by our friend Angie at Catladyland! An interview is where you ANSWER questions. I HOPE you will visit there to READ our interview.

Fun at the Track!

A Toysday Message

If you try to take AWAY my CAT DANCER....
I might give you THE CLAW!
Um, I hope I do not get in TROUBLE for doing that!

Monday Funnies!

Lumberjack Wear!

LOOK! I can model the WINTER CAP, too! Only I know it goes BEST with this PLAID winter SHIRT. Do I look like a RUGGED lumberjack?

The BEST part of this CAP is the TOY on the TOP. I am showing you my TEETH. Because I am HAPPY!
Does ANYBUDDY have any WOOD I can CHOP DOWN?
Look at my BALLS FLY!!1!!!! Action shots are COOL!