Chef Harley

Bon appetit! I'll bet you didn't KNOW I could speak FRENCH!!!! Right? Here I am wearing my MASTER CHEF outfit. It came with a pair of TROUSERS, but they were too RESTRICTING if you know what I MEAN. My TAIL likes to be FREE!

Let me put on my BIG HAT! You can also call this hat a TOQUE. Look, MORE FRENCH! I PREFER to call it a BIG HAT or GRAND CHAPEAU! This keeps my HAIR out of the FOOD!

I like to COOK with CREAM... sometimes I EVEN put some IN the FOOD! Oh LOOK! I seem to have put my TAIL in the cooking POT. OOOPSIEEE!

I COOKED a FRIED EGG! Only I am NOT ALLOWED to really USE the STOVE. But that is a GOOD thing, because this FABRIC EGG would go up in FLAMES!

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAHHHA! Cooking is FUN!!!!

Gargoyles!

Everybuddy, I have a skerry story to tell you today!

Here I was, relaxing next to my gargoyle friend. This is a nice gargoyle. You can tell on account of the flowers he is holding.

Suddenly, I sensed an evil presence!
I do not know what caused this creepy feeling!
Maybe it was just my imagination....

Wordless Wednesday: Bert & Ernie Awaken

Treat Technique

Since I am an expert treat-eater, I thought I would share my treat technique today. The first step is the correct Look of Anticipation. You must purse your lips tightly together, as if you are about to whistle.

Next, open the mouth WIDE to take in as many treats as possible. Whiskers should be pointed up. You can use your paw to help guide the treats into the mouth.

Prepare to close the mouth to capture the treat inside!

Treat Face!

Finally, smile with satisfaction.

Monday Funnies!

Madame Butterfly

Here is my beautiful and fancy butterfly hat. Too bad I did not have this hat sooner, because I could have worn it to the Royal Wedding! Or to the Kentucky Derby. When you have a fancy hat, you can go anywhere.

Here is an even better picture, because you cannot see the chin strap. Hats are a little bit hard to wear. I am a good model because I did not try to play with the feathers or butterfly even once!

How Does THAT Work?: ToolBelt Edition

Today I am BACK with a SPECIAL edition of How Does THAT Work?!? Because this is the TOOLBELT edition!

I will EXPLAIN what happens when WATER drips from your CEILING! First they cut a HOLE in your ceiling. Then LOUD and BAD fans blow DAY and NIGHT for a very LONG time until everything is DRIED up.

Then MEN come into your HOUSE and RIP your SHOWER all APART! This causes lots of NOISE, too. Since there is LOTS of DUST and DIRT, you will have a PLASTIC CURTAIN dividing that room from the REST of your house. You are NOT SUPPOSED to sneak in through the CURTAIN.

After all the MESS is removed, if there is MORE WATER, then a CARPENTER comes to replace the FLOOR!

Then stuff starts getting put back TOGETHER. But you still cannot USE the shower. This is about THREE weeks later. Once they pour CEMENT over this, you are also NOT SUPPOSED to stick your paw in it. Ooopsie.

I PICKED the very BEST tiles I could to MATCH the EXISTING tiles.

And FINALLY, the shower is FIXED back UP! Come on INSIDE Daisy, I will SHOW you around!